Deep In The Blue Lagoon

A reliable source has provided me with information about a Discordian sub-sect which may be exactly the sort of Doomsday Cult I've always suspected them of being. At one point I had a theory about Discordianism being a front for a Sex Cult, which still may be true, but more nefarious claims are now being fed to me. Discordians claim to "stick apart", so maybe both types of cults exist? Time will certainly tell.

My source has told me that this group of Discordians, in cities all across the world (London, Paris, Amsterdam, New York, Los Angeles, Cairo), identifies one another by the codephrase *Alphabet of Brooke Shields*. Depending on what sort of material the name is left on (brick, cement, wood, etc.) the group lets others of its ilk know the goings on for their New World Order plan.

The group intends to bring the world back to an original empty state, somewhat like Mars today. The logic behind such a berserk notion can hardly be fathomed. I always wonder where the perpetrator of such ludicrous ideas think they will be when the dirty deed is done . . . ? The meaning behind the name is as bizarre as the name itself, it is apparently an anagram for "Sphere-Like Of As Blood-Bath", which purportedly describes their intentions accurately, if somewhat awkwardly.

I'm told that this splinter part of Discordianism is not new, and has gone by different graffitti catchphrases in the past: "I.S.S.S.V."; "Kilroy Was Here"; "Clapton Is God"; "Fnord"; "Bango Skank"; and "Nixon Sucks".

Keep your eyes peeled for any of these graffittis, and report them to your local authorities, if found: It could mean the lives of everyone you hold dear.

Discordian Online Treachery Revealed!

I have oncovered two blatant examples of Discordians promoting treachery, deception, and disinformation on the World Wide Web, where any soft-minded citezen could stumble upon and be duped into believing the blatant untruths of this organization. I am still shocked that I seem to be the only person who has seen the dark underbelly of this allegedly *humorous* sect.

Please take close note of the two examples of classic Discordian *disinfo* and *fright tactics* which follow in the following examples:

HIMEOBS, [I have discovered though covert action], is a Discordian sub-sect which engages in online vigilante policing and bullying - while some of their online exploits have been *admittedly* honorable [dogging online Paedoefiles, and deviant Japanese Animation fans] they have also engaged in online disinfo, frequently calling *jihads* on innocent user-friendly educational sites such as Wikipedia or YouTube, and altering important objective fact with retarded *Dadaist* nonsense.

Look closely at this example, from www.principiadiscordia.com, which shows HIMEOBS Grand Master, "Cain", bragging about his online visionary skills, attempting to create fear in the common man out of fear of being observed covertly:


When viewing the above image please also note some of the more subtle points which may not be noticed without careful study [which I have already done] . . . note that "Cain"'s *title* is Idi Amin, a vicious cannibalistic fascist leader from Africa . . . ponder this thought for a few chilling moments. Under that, also note that he refers to himself as an *ass polyp*. What is a Polyp, one might reasonably ask? A Polyp is an underwater creature which reproduces asexually, and I suppose an Ass Polyp reproduces with its . . . well, you get the nauseating idea. I won't even get into the idea that he "encourages people to look for their inner arsonist".

Our second example is from a Discordian blog by a Discordian Agent [presumably also with HIMEOBS] which relishes in relating completely bogus Discordian propaganda. Run by a "Baron Von Hoopla", the Hoopla blog related this story last week: http://baronvonhoopla.blogspot.com/2007/11/italian-underground-temple-of-eris.html about a supposedly underground Discordian temple discoverd in the Italian alps by another Discordian agent, "Count YooHoo" - presumably part of a HIMEOBS sleeper cell. The story is patent nonsense, written in what is supposed to be a first person *journal account* of having seen the temple in question.

A little bit of digging on some Search Engines produced this story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=495538&in_page_id=1811 about Italian entrepeneur Oberto Airaudi [called *Umberto Aureola* in the Hoopla story] who carved out underground temples since the 1960's, simply for fun.

This "Baron Von Hoopla" claims as his title *King Of The Booze*, a nauseating claim to be proud of - elsewhere this Discordian claims to be the *Vermin Lord*, an eldritch title which may indicate connection with one of the stranger Discordian cults. HIMEOBS may have some esoteric root I haven't been able to discern yet, further research will be reported as its discovered.

Here's a screen-cap from Hoopla of the supposed *Discordian Temple*:


And, here is a screen-cap of the Daily Mail story:

So, I beg my readers to please be vigilant, and stay awake, try not to believe every *cockamamie* story you read.

Some Details On Discordianism's Patron Deity

I thought it might help some of my loyal readers if I give some details on the deity that the Discordians rever so much. Any religion is only as good as its own god, or goddess, and a lot can be gleaned about a religion by looking into the deity. For instance, by looking closer at the Buddha one can discover that Buddhism is a peaceful religion based on the idea that the material world is in a constant state of transition. Simple enough, right? Let's look into Discordianism's deity, Eris:



ERIS was the goddess or spirit [daimona] of strife, discord, contention and rivalry. She was often represented specifically as the daimon of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Sounds like a *delightful* goddess to rever, right? Let's read some more:

ERIS (Eris), the goddess who calls forth war and discord. According to the Iliad, she wanders about, at first small and insignificant, but she soon raises her head up to heaven (iv. 441). She is the friend and sister of Ares, and with him she delights in the tumult of war, increasing the moaning of men. (iv. 445, v. 518, xx. 48.) She is insatiable in her desire for bloodshed, and after all the other gods have withdrawn from the battle-field, she still remains rejoicing over the havoc that has been made.

Yes, my idea of a deity to worship! [Sarcasm]

Here's a bit where the legends describe how Eris created *all* of mankind's woe's:

"For ere this [the opening of Pandora's jar] the tribes of men lived on earth remote and free from ills [kakoi] and hard toil [ponoi] and heavy sickness [nosoi argaleai] which bring the Keres [Death-Demons] upon men; for in misery men grow old quickly. But the woman [Pandora] took off the great lid of the jar with her hands and scattered all these [the offspring of Eris] and her thought caused sorrow and mischief to men.

Shocking, appalling, and mostly sad.

Discordianism & The JFK Assassination: 2

I tracked down this interview with 'Discordianism co-founder' Kerry [Malaclypse the Younger] Thornley, which was broadcast on the television news program "A Current Affair" in 1992:

[PART 1]


[PART 2]


This is a chilling interview where Thornley boldly asserts his desire to have killed our ex-President in cold blood. The idea that anybody would voluntarily join an organization started by him which purports to be about "freedom" is –quite frankly– laughable. Interestingly, the news piece on "A Current Affair" was co-produced by Sondra London, a self-proffessed Discoridan, and the subject of an earlier video I posted - could the "Current Affair" piece be a Discordian scam?

More Evidence Linking Discordianism With Satanism and Illuminism

This website indicates that the so-called Discordian Law of Fives ["The Law of Fives states simply that: all phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number five, and this relationship can always be demonstrated given enough ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator. The Law of Fives is never wrong." –Malaclypse the Younger, 'Principia Discordia', Page 00016] was created by Adam Weishaupt [creator of the Ancient Illuminated Seers OF Bavaria in 1776, and ex-jesuit]:



The "V sign" has a colourful history. "V" is the Roman sign for the number five and Adam Weishaupt used it in the Illuminati to symbolise the "Law of Fives,'' but there's more. In the Cabala: "the meaning for the Hebrew letter for V (Van) is 'Nail.' Now, 'The Nail' is one of the secret titles of Satan within the Brotherhood of Satanism. Satan is letting us know that this is one of his favourite signs. Why else does he like the PENTA-gram (Penta = five!) and the FIVE-fold salute used in Masonry and Witchcraft?''

This is a new, but not altogether unexpected, twist. It makes sense now why I would be receiving corrospondences with people claiming to be part of the Illuminati: Discordianism, Satanism and the Illuminati are three heads on some horrid Cerberus of our modern society. I feel I becoming closer and closer to proving that Discordianism is an insidious plot designed to ensnare the nåive, but hidden within the seemingly innocent trappings of a satirical parody religion.

**UPDATE [Nov.17/07]** Please note the hand gesture being made by Discordian dictator Enrico Salazor in this post: http://concordiamovement.blogspot.com/2007/06/sacred-bull.html

**UPDATE [Nov.19/07]** More evil evidence of the Discordian "Law of Fives" from history:
Hesiod, Works and Days 804 ff :
"Beware of all the fifth days [of the month]; for they are harsh and angry; it was on the fifth, they say, that the Erinyes assisted at the bearing of Horkos [Oath], whom Eris [Strife] bore, to be a plague on those who take false oath."