no, i am NOT a discordian in disguise: this forum is an ignored warning to the world: some day, though it is not my wish, i will be forced to say I TOLD YOU SO!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Enough Is Enough Already

About fifty years ago a whacko in San Francisco decided he had lived enough of his life in abject rejection long enough, and proclaimed himself to be Emperor of the United States Of America, and "Protector" Of Mexico. Just like that. He snaps his fingers and we are all meant to just listen and obey.

Let's just ignore for the moment that the idea of someone just naming themself as important goes against all the concepts of important we currently hold dear, we have degrees of acceptance and approval about all things because all things are subject to our collective approval. This just makes sense. If anyone could just grant themself a diploma from Harvard, how good would that diploma ultimately be? About as good as a Happy Meal diploma from McDonalds. But lets also not forget that the very idea of an "Emperor" in a democracy is both laughable and evil. This homeless man thinks he is better than my father, who not only served in Korea for his country, but lost both his ankles for the honor? This man, this "Emperor Norton" somehow deserves more respect, simply because he is a DISCORDIAN? It makes me sick.

But wait . . . it gets "better".

Recently someone else decided to make themself Emperor, and apparently we didn't receive the collective memo . . . read on to see how it all turned out:

DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- Saying it was "the day of the emperor's reign," a man with a gun and knife in his pockets went into a suburban shop and rented a tuxedo. A clerk considered his behavior odd enough to warrant a call to police.

About three hours later, a man in a dark suit some described as a tuxedo appeared outside the offices of Gov. Bill Ritter. He refused to drop a handgun, and was shot and killed by a patrolman on the governor's security detail.

The man said before he was shot, "I am the emperor and I'm here to take over state government," said Evan Dreyer, the governor's spokesman. No one besides the gunman was injured.

Police in the Denver suburb of Northglenn said the man who rented a tuxedo may have been the man killed at the governor's Capitol office. They also said in a statement that family members and an employer told investigators the man at the store was possibly delusional.

Officers with the Denver police department conducted a search late Monday at a home of a couple believed to be the suspect's parents. Investigators said they knew the man's name but did not release it.

The man had walked into the reception area of Ritter's office and was being escorted out before he produced a gun and refused orders to put it down, police spokesman Sonny Jackson said. Four or five shots were heard, but authorities would not say how many times the patrolman fired.

The man did not fire his weapon, Jackson said, declining to say if it was loaded.

The shooting occurred at about 2 p.m. in a hall outside the governor's offices on the first floor of the Capitol.

Ritter said he was in the office with 10 or 11 other people and heard shots, but he would not say how close he was to the gunman. He said some of his staff members witnessed the shooting. Watch Ritter describe the shooting »

Tobie Locke, a bridal manager at the Mister Neat's shop in Northglenn, said a man came in around 10 a.m. asking to rent a tuxedo and said, when asked about the occasion, "Today's the day of the emperor's reign."

After renting the tux, the man did not say where he was going.

"He was very nervous and sweating a lot and breathing very heavy," Locke said. "I had the impression he was going to hurt somebody."

Authorities said there had been no specific threats against the governor before Monday's shooting, which reinvigorated a debate about metal detectors at the Capitol.

Metal detectors were installed after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks but were removed the following July after lawmakers objected to making it more difficult for the public to visit.

They are usually installed temporarily during the governor's annual State of the State address in January.

Ritter said Capitol security would be temporarily stepped up while lawmakers and others discuss any permanent changes. Starting Tuesday, all visitors will be required to enter through a single entrance and pass through a metal detector, he said. It wasn't clear how long that requirement would be in place.

"We live in a country where there is just that constant tension about security versus openness," he said.

"We have always said this building is the people's building and the place where we conduct business, and it's the people's business. There are going to be discussions going forward about how we achieve that right balance between security and keeping it open," Ritter said.

The Democratic governor said he was pleased with the level of security he is provided.

State Rep. Edward Casso said he saw the gunman after the shooting and described him as being in his 30s or 40s, dressed in a white shirt and dark slacks.

Casso said a state patrolman told him to evacuate, adding, "I started to panic a little bit. I was just hoping that was the end of it."

The first-term Democrat said the Capitol should have metal detectors.

"It's kind of freaky someone could get that close," Casso said.

Kind of freaky, indeed. These Discordians must be stopped. This madness will only become worse.

What's next? Full-on invasion?


Anonymous said...

The difference between this man and Norton was that this man had a gun. He was threatening people in order to overthrow the government of the U.S.

Norton, on the other hand was harmless and benevolent.

Not all insanity is alike. Neither are all Discordians.

Saint Valifer said...

Central Scrutinizer, your profile picture thingy has a guy who appears to have a you condone this sort of violent action? or do you prefer it over Emperor Norton's harmless Rule? You sound like a fascist to me...

Central Scrutinizer said...

The object in the picture is a megaphone, actually.

But, what a stunningly insightful Rorshach test of your mind you just showed me. Thank you.

Saint Valifer said...

Wait a moment...are you starting to realize that maybe your opinion isn't the only true one...or are you just being sarcastic?

Central Scrutinizer said...


Nightmare said...

"Just like that. He snaps his fingers and we are all meant to just listen and obey."

And this is precisely what you are doing. Or is it? :D

Anonymous said...

that man should be tried for treason for his insubordination towards our lord Norton

obsidian said...

Too bad the tuna didn't Tapdance to the tune in the tuxedo.

Anonymous said...

As the leader of all organized discord I must say
nothing at all