Concordia Movement

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Someone Finally Gets It!

The Concordia Movement has a new ally. Someone emailed me the writings of a man named Reverend Roger [no surname provided], who has seen Discordianism for what it truly is: A plot to dismantle our society from within.

Please read, and digest this:
There is a danger to our nation, and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinary society...An organization of chaos-worshippers which has as its goal nothing less than the utter destruction of the American way of life.

These degenerates call themselves “Discordians”, and they openly admit that they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as those with a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroying civilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend - started by her, simply because she wasn’t invited to a party).

Wikipedia states: Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order.

Wikipedia also states that the exact number and organization of these deviants are unknow.

Are these the kind of people we want running around loose? Their idea of “worship” is, according to their own website (http://principiadiscordia.com), playing stupid pranks and vandalizing things, and their stated goal is the destruction of our nation and all “normals” and “merehumes” (“mere humans”) they can catch. If you are unconvinced, check out the forums at the site. These are not just another group of neo-hippies or “pagans”, they are a genuine threat to America as a Christian nation...or a nation at all.

Write your congressman, your senator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demand that something be done about this menace. It’s bad enough that we have to deal with foreign terrorists out to end our way of life, but now we have a menace lurking like a snake in the grass, composed of our own “citizens”...as if anyone intent on the demolition of a nation can be called a citizen of that nation. They must be rooted out and exposed, before they destroy us all.

Reverend Roger
Reverend Roger, you may just save some families a lot of stress and heartache. Thank you.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Another Discordian Malcontent Blathers On and On and On...

This video, entitled Discordianism..Uh, What? is the latest propaganda from the noxious group known as "Discordians".. mindwarpers disguised as *harmless prank* and *broadening minds*. BS. Total BS. This video is no different. The things it would have our youth believe are appalling.

Here are some thoughts that occurred to me while viewing the video in question:
  • lazy malcontent
  • foul mouth
  • obviously high
  • actually thinks silliness is a noble quality.
  • the woman cannot formulate a full thought to save her life
  • Discordians think contradictions are cute
  • Giggle!
  • "life isn't worth being so fucking serious." [tell that to the soldiers being blown apart overseas.]
  • "Chill out. Take it easy. Life's too short." [I was right about being lazy.]
  • "I don't know if this made any sense at all." [rare self insight]
  • just wasted six minutes of my life
It's becoming very tiring.  Do asinine memes likes these ever go away??

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Discordian Demonology!

It has come to our attention at the Concordia Movement that the hidden scourge of our blind deaf and dumb society, *Discordianism*, can now be definitively and directly linked to the ancient evil art of demonology, as we have often suspected in the past.

One of the many online Discordian sites [they seem to breed like termites] has reported that a certain St.Mae, owner of the rat's nest known as "Discordian.com" has come into contact with a shadowy underworld individual who claims to have been in contact with Kerry Thornley [AKA "Malaclypse the Younger"] while he was running from the FBI and the CIA in the 1990s, and claims that he and the demented co-creator of modern Discordianism wrote out a book of Discordian demonic names.

In fact this site reports that StMae "said it was a book on Discordian Demonology, and catalogued the numerous Discordian demons." Which -of course- proves that the idea of Discordian demononologists exist.

Another nail in the rancid coffin that is Discordianism: youth take note