Surely you have all heard of the nauseating mutual masturbation of misery that is the annual Burning Man festival, a spot in the desert reserved for 10,000 stinking ecstasy bloated hippies fornicating under the blistering sun in front of children while riding rhinos and shooting shotguns at the moon? Well, imagine that 500 times worse, and filled with the insidious terrorist cult members of Discordianism. You have the nauseating collective that is DEVIVAL.
Of course, their vile plans are secret and can only be accessed by some twisted elite, because only good can transpire behind closed locked doors. Surely.
I have been warning for years that these Discordian activities would begin to come to a head, and clearly, they are. You have all been warned.