Some of these stupid activities may seem innocuous enough [showering in your clothes is only utterly moronic, after all, not really dangerous], but they are really just hidden booby traps waiting for unsuspecting dupes [don't forget that the Discordians rever the 'Sacred Bull' as holy, after all] to try these actions out in a desperate attempt to belong to some clique, no matter how blatantly ridiculous - I mean, just look at the one that asks a person to use jumper cables to connect the two sides of train-track together - good luck, buddy! Nice way to become a 'fried egg'! Not to mention condoning breaking into people's homes, graffiting trees, and making swings hang from innocent trees which will now probably break.
These kinds of sites are littered all over the internet where any unsuspecting fool could run across them.
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I wish I had a mystery aid to do my dishes for me... we need more discordians, I say!
As slaves, that is.
Central Scrutinizer, you think there are actually people dumb enough to take this seriously? It's obviously just a joke, which is clear as day to anyone who looks at it. Do you completely lack any sense of humor whatsoever? If so, I pity you.
You write the crap, so live with it. I just philosophise about it. It's still a free country, isn't it?
"It's still a free country, isn't it?" says the man who beleives in censoring people based off their religious beliefs and suppressing free thought all together . . .
how can a society be free if its thoughts are restricted? if its speech is cut off whenever YOU disagree with it?
A discordian is prohibited from believing what he reads.
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