I stumbled across this ridiculous set of required activities that Discordians are forced to perform as initiation before they can become full-fledged 'legionnaires' of the "Legion Of Dynamic Discordians", or "L.D.D." if you prefer. It really is just further proof that the people who decide to become Discordian are more than slightly off from the norm -- to put it nicely.
Some of these stupid activities may seem innocuous enough [showering in your clothes is only utterly moronic, after all, not really dangerous], but they are really just hidden booby traps waiting for unsuspecting dupes [don't forget that the Discordians rever the 'Sacred Bull' as holy, after all] to try these actions out in a desperate attempt to belong to some clique, no matter how blatantly ridiculous - I mean, just look at the one that asks a person to use jumper cables to connect the two sides of train-track together - good luck, buddy! Nice way to become a 'fried egg'! Not to mention condoning breaking into people's homes, graffiting trees, and making swings hang from innocent trees which will now probably break.
These kinds of sites are littered all over the internet where any unsuspecting fool could run across them.