no, i am NOT a discordian in disguise: this forum is an ignored warning to the world: some day, though it is not my wish, i will be forced to say I TOLD YOU SO!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Discordians Are Insane

I stumbled across this ridiculous set of required activities that Discordians are forced to perform as initiation before they can become full-fledged 'legionnaires' of the "Legion Of Dynamic Discordians", or "L.D.D." if you prefer. It really is just further proof that the people who decide to become Discordian are more than slightly off from the norm -- to put it nicely.



Some of these stupid activities may seem innocuous enough [showering in your clothes is only utterly moronic, after all, not really dangerous], but they are really just hidden booby traps waiting for unsuspecting dupes [don't forget that the Discordians rever the 'Sacred Bull' as holy, after all] to try these actions out in a desperate attempt to belong to some clique, no matter how blatantly ridiculous - I mean, just look at the one that asks a person to use jumper cables to connect the two sides of train-track together - good luck, buddy! Nice way to become a 'fried egg'! Not to mention condoning breaking into people's homes, graffiting trees, and making swings hang from innocent trees which will now probably break.

These kinds of sites are littered all over the internet where any unsuspecting fool could run across them.

6 comments:

Felix Faustus Nothus said...

I wish I had a mystery aid to do my dishes for me... we need more discordians, I say!

Felix Faustus Nothus said...

As slaves, that is.

Numinous Ubiquity said...

Central Scrutinizer, you think there are actually people dumb enough to take this seriously? It's obviously just a joke, which is clear as day to anyone who looks at it. Do you completely lack any sense of humor whatsoever? If so, I pity you.

Central Scrutinizer said...

You write the crap, so live with it. I just philosophise about it. It's still a free country, isn't it?

The Overpope said...

"It's still a free country, isn't it?" says the man who beleives in censoring people based off their religious beliefs and suppressing free thought all together . . .
how can a society be free if its thoughts are restricted? if its speech is cut off whenever YOU disagree with it?

Lay Oracle St. Fluffy K.S.C., Episcopos if the pink circuitboard cabal. said...

A discordian is prohibited from believing what he reads.