Discordianism Linked With Ong's Hat Cult

This is all much more insidious than I even believed possible in the beginning. I started this blog when someone close to me recently got hornswoggled into Discordianism after being fast-talked by a proselytizer on a college campus, this friend was always easily influenced, so it wasn't hard for the 'silver-tongued' devil to work his magic. He didn't fool me in the least. I could see through the buffoonery and was not misled. I can smell a cult from a football field away. As I've said before: the most dangerous aspect of Discordianism is how innocent it seems on the surface. Anything seemingly innocent is suspect in my eyes.

Only later, after objective skeptical digging, though, do you unconver the grotesque facts underneath . . . the drugs, the conspiracy, the antinationalism, fringe elements . . . but recently a 'tip-off' from a concerned reader got me on the trail of something deeper than I had ever suspected.

I've found evidence that both Discordianism and another joke cult [which -until now- I had (foolishly) assumed was a much more benign version of Discordianism] The Church of the SubGenius are both linked to the Sex Magic Cults in Ong's Hat New Jersey. This cult dates back to the late 1800s when a circus magician named Noble Drew Ali formed the Islamic Sufi Sex Cult, the Moorish Science Temple there.

In the 1950s some white Jazz Musicians had joined the group and were experimenting in combining the Sufi Sex Cult rites with techniques from Tantra in Calcutta, and aspects of Ishmaelism, derived from the so-called Suicidal Assassins of Afghanistan - two of these jazz poets were Kerry Thornley [co-conspirator to assassinate a U.S. president] and Gregory Hill [anarchist leftist poet and magician] who combined what they had learned from the others with aspects of Dada Surrealism to create the front of the Discordian Society, which could bring impressionable youths to the Incunabula Cult.

Also involved were two sibling scientists from Princeton, Frank and Althea Dobbs, who were raised with an eccentric father who claimed to speak to God through the family television. The Dobbs siblings created the Church of the SubGenius as a front to lure youth in who were uninterested in the 'mystical' Discordian slant. They based the leader of their cult on their deranged father, John Robert Dobbs.

The Incunabula Cult is based in Ong's Hat, NJ, an old ghost town in the forest, and is based around the concept of gathering groups of individuals and using the techniques of Chaos Magic applied to Sufi Sex Magic attempting to break through to alternate "empty" worlds. My informant suggested that these empty worlds are were Gregory Hill and the Dobbs siblings live today.

I don't know whether any of the information about possible alternate worlds is true, but I do know that Sex Magic Caults are behind Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius. Sex Magic cults -at the VERY least- promote radicalism, liberalism, notions of Anarchy, drugs, meditation, Yoga, communism, and free thought.

On the link I am providing here to the dangerous Incunabula Cult's page there is an important list of books to AVOID, in the section of the eBooks, under the title Ong's Hat: The Beginning - you can easily download it as a PDF. Print out the list, and send it to all the schools in your neighborhood: we don't know how many schools may already be innocently holding these books - just waiting to 'poison' the minds of our youth!

Apparently Naming The Dwarf Planet Wasn't Enough

Now the Discordians are whining that the symbol for the dwarf planet Eris should be a ridiculous symbol they call The Five Finger Hand Of Eris: it is a symbol which depicts a somewhat abstracted hand giving the finger to the viewer. They've gone as far as starting an online petition calling for the inane symbol to be labeled on to the dwarf planet in scientific circles.

The problem in this situation is that scientists don't have time for stupid word games and pretentious philosophizing about the arcane significance of the number 23 - they are busy with actual work. These scientists, being unfamiliar with concepts as far out as Discordianism, will not realize that this is a one of their pranks and will actually waste time and money in the consideration of and, finally, rejection of the frankly ludicrous idea. If they seriously consider the notion perhaps we should consider changing the symbol of Pluto to the Disney Dog.

But I'm sure the Discordians would love that.

Bottled Schizophrenia

Our 'friends', the Discordians, would have us believe, on top of being apes, that each of us also has five minds inside their skulls. I suppose -if it were true- this would go a long way toward explaining their own behaviour at least, if not eveyone else's.

They claim that the human mind uses steps of evolution and these steps are formed when the human mind reaches a new plateau of development and the mind is 'imprinted' with new information in some way. Apparently standard 'learning throughout life' isn't good enough, and the learning must come with much pomp and circumstance. One might be lead to believe -if their critical faculties were turned off- that one needs traumatic events to learn . . . a good excuse for those whose religion is based around causing chaos and disruption? Surely I am just cynical.

The Discordians would have youy believe the five stages of the human mind are as follows:

1: "The Reptile Mind"; the oldest part of the mind, concerned only with safety and nourishment.

2: "The Primate Mind"; concerned with pack status, or group politics, territory.

3: "The Pattern-Making Mind"; the part of the mind which understands how we fit into time and history, putting concepts together.

4: "The Adult Mind"; concerned with group taboos, sexual norms, parenting.

5: "The Enlightened Mind"; the supposed goal of evolution, nirvana.

The Discordians actually promote this schizophrenia as a well-adjusted mind, rather than a sad splintering of a once whole ego. Dividin up our impulses, giving them names, and blaming them for behaviour is a fundamentally flawed concept of logic, and is ultimately lazy and self-serving.

The Black Iron Prison

Modern Discordians have finally almost created a new idea on their own . . . they only had to rip it off from an imfamous CIA investigated sci-fi hack named Dick. How appropriate.

This idea is known as the Black Iron Prison, and the basic concept is that your own perceptions are a prison from which you can never break free from. Once you realize you are trapped in a prison you can try to break out, but once you are outside you realize you are trapped within a larger, more impenetrable, prison. No matter what you do, or what you try, you are trapped.

What a cheery concept.

They offer no ways to get out, or think around this concept, its just laid out there and you had better digest it, accept it, and like it or you are a shallow fool who doesn't get the 'harsh reality' of the situation.

The idea comes from Dick's book Valis, which nobody I know has read or even heard of. The more obscure, the better, I guess.

Comparing Discordianism With Satanism

While scanning through various discordian websites a thought started to occur to me... I had a sense that all this crap seemed familiar. Then it hit me, I had a friend in High School who became hip and cool in the tenth grade and decide to become a Satanist. Mind you, not the outright cat-killing type of Satanist, but the philosophical too-cool for school kind of Satanist.

I'm sure most of you have met someone who fits the bill.

Once that thought occurred to me I realized that discordians probably act the same way, although Discordianism -as I've mentioned before- actually does condone terrorism, so its hard to say which idea is worse.

Now, a comparison of the two "ideas":

SATANISM:
Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence
DISCORDIANISM:
Do what thou wilt / you are free if you believe so

SATANISM:
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams
DISCORDIANISM:
Think for yourself, schmuck!

SATANISM:
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit
DISCORDIANISM:
Pentabarf

SATANISM:
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates
DISCORDIANISM:
mocks regular people as "cabbages"

SATANISM:
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek
DISCORDIANISM:
the so-called "Operation Mindfuck"

SATANISM:
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires
DISCORDIANISM:
Think for yourself, schmuck!

SATANISM:
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all
DISCORDIANISM:
Discordians are fond of referring to other humans as "hairless apes"

SATANISM:
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification
DISCORDIANISM:
The Discordian days of the week are named after the 7 Deadly Sins

It shouldn't take much thought to realize that Satanism and Discordianism are basically the same concept, except one of the two tries to hide its malicious intent behind clowning and buffoonery, in the insidious attempts to lure impressionable teenagers into its wicked lifestyle.