no, i am NOT a discordian in disguise: this forum is an ignored warning to the world: some day, though it is not my wish, i will be forced to say I TOLD YOU SO!

Monday, February 5, 2007

2 Discordian Quotes

These are two of the central quotations the Discordian Movement uses:

"NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMISSIBLE"

"DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW"

If those two simple statements don't put the fear into you, you are not on my side. Those two sentences are the types of statements suicide bombers clutch onto as they fly an airplane into a building full of innocent people.

Be afraid, people, be very afraid.

16 comments:

Idem said...

I AM SICK OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING D-CORDS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Hunter Rose said...

You die! YOU DIE AND YOU GO TO HELL!

Anonymous said...

"Those two sentences are the types of statements suicide bombers clutch onto as they fly an airplane into a building full of innocent people."

I highly doubt that.

Central Scrutinizer said...

Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

"do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" is NOT discordian, that is Crowley....also...."NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMISSIBLE" is not discordian it is Hassan-i Sabbah.....I am afraid, veery afraid of paranoid deceivers such as yourself

Vitaly1488 said...

I feel sorry for you, Discordia was the true faith of christ-jesus who died on the cross for your lail.

And here you are, pissing jesus off and calling his true disciples satanists, and further you're being deceptive and feeding false information...

Jesus is gonna make a playground of your asshole.

Central Scrutinizer said...

Jesus and I are already laughing at you from the winning side, my friend.

Numinous Ubiquity said...

"Jesus and I are already laughing at you from the winning side, my friend."

"If those two simple statements don't put the fear into you, you are not on my side."

Those two sentences are the types of statements suicide bombers clutch onto as they fly an airplane into a building full of innocent people.

mike said...

I'm sure all the strict orthodox Muslims who crashed the planes some years back were all of the opinion that whatever they do they are doing cause they don't give a fuck.

even if a person was to completely miss this message they would just sit around in a basement smoking weed and playing wow all day.

Central Scrutinizer said...

Whatever you say, Mike: you have the direct hotline to insane thoughts, not me. You know best.

Saint Valifer said...

Central Scrutinizer, your comebacks suck...

Central Scrutinizer said...

And, yet, I do so wish to entertain!

Saint Valifer said...

You have terrible grammar too!

Istvan said...

Holy Crap!
You have a deep, intellectual understanding of the works of Aleister Crowely! And most other religions!
Since you are, after all, mis-quoting from the Book of Thoth and applying it to something written about...oh, 60 years after Liber Al you must be correct in you assertions and forthright in your womb.
It is amazing, with all the VAST knowledge of the Occult, Theology, Discordianism, How Things Should Or Should Not Be and the whole world in general, that you aren't some fancy author of a book, or a head of state, or a big, scary (yet adorable) fuzzy monster.
That you take the time to help our poor souls with your kind, openhearted words is a charity in and of itself that can never be repaid.
Thank you.

P.S. What do you do for a living?
I only ask because I want to make sure that such resources are available to all. If you work some crap job, maybe I can send you some money. Not much, but you know, every little bit helps.

THETRUTH said...

Most all the recent suicide bombers of been Islamic, not discordian. They were clutching to ideas of god, not of freedom or chaos. I have yet to see a discordian suicide bombing.

Hagbard Celine said...

The true nature of everything is nothing....fnord!