no, i am NOT a discordian in disguise: this forum is an ignored warning to the world: some day, though it is not my wish, i will be forced to say I TOLD YOU SO!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Discordianism & The JFK Assassination

Click this link to find one of the most raving lunatic rants ever written. In it, Kerry Thornley [founder of Discordianism] AKA: Malaclypse the Younger, describes in detail how he and CIA agent E. Howard Hunt planned to kill the President of the United States of America.

Read it, and weep.

5 comments:

Central Scrutinizer said...

Before anyone can say anything: SHUT UP.

Eric said...

Can I open down instead?

Saint Valifer said...

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you're a dick!

BrandNoob said...

You are aware that Greg Hill is Mal2, and that Kerry Thornley is Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst or Ho Chi Zen, right?

I see you are *very knowledgable* in this subject. It's like getting George Washington confused with Ben Franklin. One was a general and president, the other discovered electricity and went to France.

I guess what I'm saying is that they're different people.

THETRUTH said...

Discordianism doesn't worship its creators, I could care less what Kerry Thornley and Greg Hill do in their free time. I don't have to believe anything they say, discordianism is founded on free thought, not blind obedience to its creator, that's what makes a philosophy and not a cult. There are plenty of discordians that don't worship Eris, and the discordians who do worship Eris only do so to mess with people like you. Sorry to suck the mystery out of life.