no, i am NOT a discordian in disguise: this forum is an ignored warning to the world: some day, though it is not my wish, i will be forced to say I TOLD YOU SO!

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Definition of Discord

Let is take a moment to pause and consider the dictionary definition of the word 'discord', which the Discordian Society has decided to base themselves on:

discord |ˈdiskôrd|

1 disagreement between people

2 lack of agreement or harmony between things



Isn't that a great concept to base a group around? And yet they will tell you to your face that what they do is good, or right, or for the promotion of intelligence, or 'enlightenment' [my personal favorite].

Perhaps soon we will lucky enough to encounter a group based around "Hate" or "Anger" . . . it seems to be the trend.

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Ayn Rand On: Anarchism

Discordianism isn't exactly Anarchism, but it certainly endorses the notion. Here's what Ayn Rand had to say about Anarchism:

"Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
[Ayn Rand, "Brief Summary," The Objectivist, September 1971].

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Discordianism & The JFK Assassination

Click this link to find one of the most raving lunatic rants ever written. In it, Kerry Thornley [founder of Discordianism] AKA: Malaclypse the Younger, describes in detail how he and CIA agent E. Howard Hunt planned to kill the President of the United States of America.

Read it, and weep.

Monday, February 5, 2007

2 Discordian Quotes

These are two of the central quotations the Discordian Movement uses:

"NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMISSIBLE"

"DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW"

If those two simple statements don't put the fear into you, you are not on my side. Those two sentences are the types of statements suicide bombers clutch onto as they fly an airplane into a building full of innocent people.

Be afraid, people, be very afraid.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Discordianism and Anarchism: KISSING COUSINS

This is what the so-called "Principia Discordia" (the Satanic Bible for the Discordian cult) claims the "goddess" Eris says:

"I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness left man, that he might develop himself. I return to find this development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding.

You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."



This is clearly promoting anarchism, something our global society has rejected since the dawn of human history, six thousand years ago, so the question is . . . what type of person would promote such an idea?

Something to chew on.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Discordianism: The Hidden Threat

In the Senate Anti-Terrorism Hearings in the wake of the Oklahoma bombing, a new menace has come to light. This menace is a shadowy, formless anarchoterrorist cult known as Discordianism. This cult contaminates the information superhighway and its tentacles reach everywhere.

Below are some facts about this organization, its methods and motives.

FACT: One of the founders of Discordianism was involved in the Kennedy assassination.

Discordianism was cofounded by Kerry Thornley. Thornley was a close friend of Lee Harvey Oswald and was involved in a covert Marxist group in the Marines. After the assassination of President Kennedy, District Attorney Jim Garrison uncovered evidence conclusively linking Thornley to the conspiracy.

FACT: Discordianism preaches drug use, terrorism and sexual depravity and the overthrow of all governments

The Discordian "Bible", the Discordia, contain incitement to plant marijuana and disobey laws and advocacy of pornography and blasphemy. Other materials are even more explicit and extreme. THESE MATERIALS ARE DISTRIBUTED WIDELY BY THE MEMBERS OF THIS CULT.

Discordians are prominent in drug advocate, anarchist, communist and militia movements. They will be found in any movement which opposes and hastens the destruction of society.

It is clear that the Discordians have no respect for the values of society which they seek to destroy. And if society does not see the threat and react to it swiftly they may succeed.

FACT: Discordians are entrenched on the Internet and use it to disseminate their propaganda

Discordianism is a cancer which has spread widely all over the Information Superhighway. There are Discordian Netscape pages advocating sexual perversion, anarchism and drug abuse. There are even newsgroups created and run by Discordian agents. The Net, which is decentralized and hard to police, is a perfect haven for these rats.


WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
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SUPPORT THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS REFORM ACT
The Telecommunications Reform Act, currently before the Senate, will make it a criminal offense to distribute obscene and indecent material, categories under which Discordian propaganda clearly falls. This would allow the perpetrators of these materials to be properly dealt with by the law. Write to your congressman indicating your support for the act.

PRESSURE ONLINE SERVICES TO SHUT DOWN KNOWN DISCORDIAN SITES.
There are Netscape pages all over the net run by Discordian cells, disseminating their poisonous propaganda to children. Some of these are at universities, some at commercial service providers. Letters and phone calls to the sites, describing the material and explaining why it is unacceptable would get it pulled. If the site refuses to comply, it may be sympathetic to or controlled by the Discordian group. If that is so, contact the site which provides it access and complain.

EDUCATE OTHERS ABOUT THE MENACE
Copy and spread this alert. Transmit it to others. Tell others about the menace and the very real threat of Discordianism. The more people know, the fewer will be seduced by their lies.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN
If your children have access to the net, monitor what they access. Do not allow them to access Discordian materials. If they have been contacted by agents of Discordianism, determine these agents' identities and call the police.

ACT LOCAL
Keep your eyes open -- the Discordians could be where you are! Look around you. If you notice Discordian activity, in your community, your workplace, your online service or elsewhere, keep an eye on it and alert others. Report any illegal activity to law enforcement authorities. Only you can stop this threat!

DISSEMINATE THIS ALERT WIDELY. SEND COPIES TO ALL CONCERNED CITIZENS. IT'S UP TO YOU! ACT NOW!